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John Galt wrote:

> >Subject: Mmmmmmmmm......   beer
> >Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1998 11:43:17 -0800
> >
> >You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
> >an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football
> >team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
> >--Frank Zappa
> >
> >Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
> >teach you to keep your mouth shut.
> >--Ernest Hemmingway
> >
> >Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
> >Than alcohol has taken out of me.--Winston Churchill
> >
> >He was a wise man who invented beer.--Plato
> >
> >Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.--Catherine Zandonella
> >
> >A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
> >--W.C. Fields
> >
> >Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
> >--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
> >--His reply, Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
> >
> >--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;  Sir, you're drunk!
> >Yes, Madam, and you're ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober and
> >you will still be ugly.
> >
> >--If God had not intended us to drink beer, He would not have given us
> >stomachs.
> >--David Daye
> >
> >Work is the curse of the drinking class.--Oscar Wilde
> >
> >When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman
> >
> >Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin
> >
> >If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking
> >beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
> >
> >Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
> >Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
> >not go nearly as well with pizza.
> >--Dave Barry
> >
> >The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
> >--Humphrey Bogart
> >
> >Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell itfrom urine.
> >--David Moulton
> >
> >People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of
> >beer; they just like to pee alot.--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
> >
> >Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.--Kaiser Wilhelm
> >
> >I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.--Homer Simpson
> >
> >Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
> >hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no
> >way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.--Dave Barry
> >
> >I drink to make other people interesting.--George Jean Nathan
> >
> >They who drink beer will think beer.--Washington Irving
> >
> >An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
> >--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
> >
> >You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.--Dean Martin
> >
> >All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do
> >this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
> >--Homer Simpson