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Nick Russell wrote:

> "Y'all" read these, they're funny!
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> Nick
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> "Cam The Man!" wrote:
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> > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 08:45:14 EST
> > From: [email protected]
> > To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> >     [email protected], [email protected],
> >     [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
> >     [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
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> > Subject: Tennessee Computer Terms
> >
> >  TENNESSEE COMPUTER TERMS
> >
> > 1.  Log On - Make the wood stove hotter
> >  2.  Log Off - Don't add no more wood
> >  3.  Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove
> >  4.  Download - Keep getting firewood off the truck
> >  5.  Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much
> > firewood
> >  6.  Ram - That thing that splits the firewood
> >  7.  Hard drive - Getting home in the winter
> > 8.  Prompt - What the mail ain't in the winter
> >  9.  Window - What to shut when it's cold outside
> >  10. Screen - What to shut in blackfly season
> >  11. Byte - What the blackflies do
> >  12. Bit - What the blackflies did
> >  13. Mega byte - What the BIG blackflies do
> >  14. Chip - Munchies for TV
> >  15. Micro chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
> >  16. Modem - What you did to the hayfields
> >  17. Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
> >  18. Lap top - Where the kitty sleeps
> > 19. Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at
> > McDonald's
> >  20. Hardware - The real stainless steel cutlery
> >  21. Mouse - What eats the grain in the barn
> >  22. Main frame - What holds the barn up
> >  23. Enter - City talk for "come on in, y'all"
> > 24. Web - What a spider makes
> >  25. Web site - The barn or attic
> > 26. Cursor - Someone who swears
> >  27. Search engine - What you do when the car dies
> >  28. Screen saver - A repair kit for window screens
> > 29. Home page - A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you
> > get lost
> >  30. Upgrade - A steep hill
> > 31. Server - The person at the KFC who brings the food
> >  32. Mail server - The guy at the KFC who brings the food
> >  33. MS DOS - Some new disease they discovered
> >  34. Sound card - One of them technological birthday cards that
> > plays music
> >  35. User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff but don't return
> > it
> >  36. Browser - What they call you when your eyebrows grow together
> > 37. Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
> >  38. Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
> >  39. Netscape - When a fish maneuvers out of reach
> >  40. On line - When you get the laundry hung out
> >  41. Off line - When the clothes pins let go