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John Galt wrote:
> >> A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date,
> >> nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something
> >> wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex
> >> therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known
> >> sex therapist. So, she went to see him.
> >> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
> >> your crose." So she did.
> >> "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room."
> >> So, she did.
> >> Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me," so she did.
> >> Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you
> >> haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see,that why you not haf sex
> >> or dates."
> >> Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
> >> Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."