Re: Dust free environs

From: Dave Rose ^lt;>
Date: 11/18/04-10:35:12 PM Z
Message-id: <00ca01c4cdf1$288f9f50$26cc9045@dave6m4323wvj7>

Better yet, raise your kitten in a bottle, as depicted on the "Bonsai
Kitten" website:

Enclosed in glass, the kitten will not shed pet dander and dust.

Best regards,
Dave in Wyoming

> This is a great way to get rid of dust in a house!.......
> Get your self a cat and just spray it with "End Dust"!
> Then every now and then, just follow the following instructions:
> (I know that this sounds like pure evil but actually your cat will like
> it!)
> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
> water in the bowl.
> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
> You may need to stand on the lid.
> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
> come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
> rinse.
> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
> people between the bathroom and the front door.
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
> run outside where he will dry himself off.
> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean and a dust free
> house to boot!
> hehehe........
> John Cremati
Received on Thu Nov 18 22:34:40 2004

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