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FW: Nothing to Cheer but Beer itself...
*grin* I heard that!
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> Subject: Nothing to Cheer but Beer itself...
> A case for beer to all. True or not? You decide:
> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo,
> when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
> that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as
> whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained
> even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
> In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast
> the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass.
> epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of
> kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
> Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells,
> making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of
> in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between
> parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few
> years of leaving university and getting married, most professionals
> keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that
> to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain
> intellectual levels that they achieved during their university years.
> So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
> edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff
> pint! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you
> deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle
> be all that you can be!