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[mob] Unitarian Jihad
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL
The Unitarian Jihad has spoken. :-)
"We are Unitarian Jihad. We will appear in public places and require
people to shake hands with each other. (Sister Hand Grenade of Love
suggested that we institute a terror regime of mandatory hugging, but
her motion was not formally introduced because of lack of a quorum.) We
will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress
like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as
Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be required to
read Proust out loud in prisons."
You can get your own Jihad name, too:
http://homepage.mac.com/whump/ujname.html
Robbie (AKA Brother Rail Gun of Loving Kindness)