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Elad Cohen

In message <VI1PR1001MB12949BC32DA7D5770736BEF0D6890 at VI1PR1001MB1294.EURPRD10.P
ROD.OUTLOOK.COM>, Elad Cohen <elad at netstyle.io> wrote:

>Mr. Ronald Guilmette
>Everything you did and you wrote in this forum until today, including mud-
>slinging and slandering, including thieves and crooks, they are libel for all
>intents and purposes with everything it implies, and this without to
>display any proof.
>We return and say, in our hands are all the agreements of the purchases that
>we've purchased properly with our best money.

Mr. Cohen,

I'm sure that I speak for many when I say that we all very much look
forward to seeing the unredacted copies of those alleged purchase
agreements, whenever you can take time out from your busy schedule to
produce them.

It would also be helpful if you would include whatever additional documents,
as may be necessary, to demonstrate convincingly that whoever you allegedly
bought the blocks from came by them honestly, and not due to some earlier
skulduggery, particularly the ones I have already mentioned, e.g. the block, the block, the block,
and not least the Infoplan/SITA block,

>It is hinted from your tongue-lashing, that you are connected clearly with
>Spamhaus and ARIN, that have an interest to receive the ranges, following
>the increase of value of the ranges in the free market and the lack of them.

Gosh darm it!  You caught me!  I'm really a stealth IP speculator.  I didn't
want it publicly known that I have been sitting all this time on an enormous
stash of no fewer than two whole IPv4 addresses.  I also didn't want it
known that I am actually in league with Spamhaus, ARIN, Vladimir Putin,
the Marx Brothers, Boris Johnson, Ricky Gervais, and oh yes, Beelzebub.
But now that the cat is out of the bag, I might as well fess up.  Yes,
we have all been plotting together to steal your valuable stash of IPv4
addresses, and in fact, Cogent is in on the plot too.  I would have told
you sooner, but I was busy eating children... with a nice chianti, of

>All of this subject was transferred to our lawyers, due to the mudslinging
>and slandering and the nicknames you wrote thieves and crooks in this forum
>a libel suit against you will be filed with a high amount, of course that
>all of the written proofs an agreements regarding the legal purchases that
>we've made will be added to the libel suit.

Is the official NANOG historian in the house?

I just want to ruling on this.  Am I the first and only person who has ever
received a cartooney directly on the NANOG list?

I just want to know if I can go ahead and contact the Guinness people, and
get this unique feat recorded officially.