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FW: HUMOR: Signs to stop breast feeding (fwd)
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>From [email protected] Fri Feb 20 08:17 EST 1998
Date: Fri, 20 Feb 1998 08:17:23 -0500 (EST)
From: Thorsten Hofrichter <[email protected]>
Reply-To: Thorsten Hofrichter <[email protected]>
To: Johnny Preyer <[email protected]>,
Nick Russell <[email protected]>,
Ben Gunter <[email protected]>,
Tracy Adkins <[email protected]>,
Jeff Kidd <[email protected]>,
Bobby Mitchell <[email protected]>
Subject: FW: HUMOR: Signs to stop breast feeding (fwd)
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>> TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO STOP BREASTFEEDING
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>> 10. Child can now open your blouse by himself.
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>> 9. The kid starts burping up silicone.
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>> 8. Child has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
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>> 7. The little one keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
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>> 6. Child demands that you express for his cafe latte.
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>> 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
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>> 4. After each session, you both have a smoke.
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>> 3. Child invites his friends over for dinner.
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>> 2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to hear "Dueling Banjos."
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>> And the number one sign..!
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>> 1. Beard abrasions on areola.
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>>
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