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>A group of children are having a Sunday School Bible Study lesson. The topic
>of today's lesson is which part of the body goes to heaven first.
>One little girl jumps up and says, "I know, I know. Your hands go first
>'cause you fly up just like an angel." The teacher acknowledges her, saying,
>"That's a good answer. Does anyone else have an different
>answer?" Another girl says, "I do. Your head goes first because you
>erect like a soldier in God's army." Again, the teacher acknowledges the
>child saying, "Hmm, I like that one too it is very,
>interest..." but before she could finish what she was saying, a little
>boy jumps up and shouts, "No, no, no! Both of them are wrong. Your
>hands don't go first, and your head doesn't go first. I know that it's
>your feet that go to heaven first." There was a quiet hush around the
>room, with everyone looking at each other with a confused look on their
>faces. The teacher asks, "What makes you say the feet go first?" In
>the most sincere way, the boy replies, "Well, the other day, I went to
>my mothers bedroom and she was on her bed with her feet high up in the
>air and she was yelling 'oh God, I'm coming!! I'm coming!!!!!"
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