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[mob] Amusing spam
----- Forwarded message from "Low Pressure Assoc." <[email protected]> -----
From: Low Pressure Assoc. <[email protected]>
To: LAZY people - ONLY
Subject: Attention: Seeking 100 Lazy people nqwh
Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 09:14:20 -0700
We are desperately looking for 100 lazy people
who wish to make lots of money without working.
We are not looking for people who are self-motivated.
We are not looking for people who join every 'get rich
quick' scheme offered on the internet.
We are not looking for class presidents, beautiful
people, career builders or even college graduates.
We don't even want union workers or trade school graduates.
We want the laziest people that exist - the men and
women who expect to make money without lifting a finger.
We want the people who stay in bed until noon.
We want those of you who think that getting out of bed to go
lay on the couch is an effort that is best not thought about.
If you meet this criteria, go to:
and type in the Subject Line the following words:
"I do not want to work".
In fact, if you are so lazy that typing those words
in the Subject line is an effort, than don't bother.
Just click on the email and we'll know that you want
us to send you the domain name anyhow, because then
we will be absolutely certain that you are the
kind of person we want.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, we want
the kind of people who DO NOT take risks.
If you are the kind of person who will consider doing
something that's NOT a 'sure thing', then do NOT respond.
This is too easy a way to make money
and there's no challenge in it.
If you can get to the website that we are going
to email you, you will be able to see the first
home business in history that requires no work. NONE.
By clicking on this email and then going to
this website, you will be telling us that you
want to make enough money that you can quit
your regular job and sleep all day.
We are not looking for a commitment from you
and we don't even want your money.
As a matter of fact, we don't even want you
to hear from us again if the idea of making lots
of money without working does not interest you.
So this is the first
and last email we will
ever send you.
That is a promise.
So if nothing else, remember this -
to make money without working for it just
send an email with the following words
in the subject line: "I do not want to work" to:
and we will email you back with the
website that gives you information
on the best of both worlds -
a way to make money without having to work.
We look forward to hearing from you.
In all seriousness,
Low Pressure Associates
----- End forwarded message -----