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Re: Wrong in so many ways...

On Thu, 21 Sep 2000, Robbie Honerkamp let loose with:

> Thus spake Mike Harrelson ([email protected]):
> > On Wed, 20 Sep 2000, Ben Combee wrote:
> > 
> > > Why not make two or three?
> > > 
> > > http://www.clonejesus.com/
> > 
> > Hmmm, they're based in Berkeley, CA.... 
> It's a hoax! 

A hoax!?  But, everyone knows that there are no kooks in Berkeley!

> Everyone knows the REAL Jesus is cryogenically frozen with Walt Disney and
> Elvis...
How can you say that?  Elvis frozen!?  Do you know how many witnesses have
seen Elvis walking around?  Far too many to count!  Taken by a UFO maybe, but
definitely not cryogenically frozen.  There is actually a *LOT* of support and
evidence for the UFO theory.  For instance, many witnesses who have seen Elvis
alive have also seen UFOs.  It therefore must be legitimate.

As for Walt Disney, there is this place atop the Matterhorn at Disneyland
which is rumored to have a basketball court among other things which the
Disney corporation refuses to confirm or deny...I'll try to find out what I
can next weekend when I'm out there.

PS: the UFO theory also explains how the REAL Jesus could have been
cryogenically frozen 2000 years ago before the discovery of electricity and

-- mikeh (private eye, UFO expert, former conceptual Berkeley resident)
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