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I've always wondered if stuff like this was true. Now with the help of your
favorite LDAP-enabled directory service (four11.com), you can verify it 


On Wed, Sep 13, 2000 at 09:31:39PM -0400, Heather Honerkamp wrote:
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was 
> unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several 
> minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at 
> the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him 
> and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
> - Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

Colleen Collins 750 W Lewiston Ave Ferndale, MI 48220-1271 (248)398-9137 

> Dumbstruck......
> I was standing at the checkout with my two-year-old son, and there was a
> heavyset gal in line a head of us. As the cashier scanned the lady's items, 
> the bar-code reader gave off a continuous beeping sound. All of a sudden, 
> my son said loudly, "Mommy, watch out! She's going to back up!" That was 
> the only time in my life I wanted to crawl into a hole.
> - Heather Barlow, 21, Hortonville, WI

Heather Barlow N38880 Hy 76 Hortonville, WI  920-757-1048

> My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety 
> of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter 
> asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your 
> nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I 
> turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me 
> forget.
> - Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

Carl Faye Emerick Po Box 148 Ellerslie, MD 21529-0148 (301)722-2103 

(CARL? Odd.)

> Strip Mall......
> My husband and I took our three kids out shoe shopping one day. We were 
> going from store to store, and the kids were getting restless. At one 
> crowded store, I was standing near a bench when my 3-year-old climbed up on 
> it, grabbed hold of my elastic-waist shorts, and jumped off-pulling both my 
> shorts and my underwear to the floor. I raced out of the MALL.....
> ~~*~~*~~

Hey, no fair, no name!

> Curl up and die.....
> I once walked into a hair salon- with my husband and three kids in 
> tow----and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
> - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX

No matches, try again. However, there are only 12 melinda lowes, so one COULD
inquire all of them for this.

> Pad, please!.....
> An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. 
> He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as 
> best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came 
> back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
> - Kathy Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC

No info.