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Re: EMBARRASSING MOMENTS
I've always wondered if stuff like this was true. Now with the help of your
favorite LDAP-enabled directory service (four11.com), you can verify it
On Wed, Sep 13, 2000 at 09:31:39PM -0400, Heather Honerkamp wrote:
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
> unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
> minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at
> the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him
> and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
> - Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
Colleen Collins 750 W Lewiston Ave Ferndale, MI 48220-1271 (248)398-9137
> I was standing at the checkout with my two-year-old son, and there was a
> heavyset gal in line a head of us. As the cashier scanned the lady's items,
> the bar-code reader gave off a continuous beeping sound. All of a sudden,
> my son said loudly, "Mommy, watch out! She's going to back up!" That was
> the only time in my life I wanted to crawl into a hole.
> - Heather Barlow, 21, Hortonville, WI
Heather Barlow N38880 Hy 76 Hortonville, WI 920-757-1048
> My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety
> of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter
> asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your
> nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I
> turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me
> - Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
Carl Faye Emerick Po Box 148 Ellerslie, MD 21529-0148 (301)722-2103
> Strip Mall......
> My husband and I took our three kids out shoe shopping one day. We were
> going from store to store, and the kids were getting restless. At one
> crowded store, I was standing near a bench when my 3-year-old climbed up on
> it, grabbed hold of my elastic-waist shorts, and jumped off-pulling both my
> shorts and my underwear to the floor. I raced out of the MALL.....
Hey, no fair, no name!
> Curl up and die.....
> I once walked into a hair salon- with my husband and three kids in
> tow----and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
> - Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
No matches, try again. However, there are only 12 melinda lowes, so one COULD
inquire all of them for this.
> Pad, please!.....
> An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance.
> He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as
> best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came
> back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
> - Kathy Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC