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GEEKS: Software Problem Report



Software Problem Report Form 


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  1. Describe your problem:
  __________________________________________

  2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
  __________________________________________

  3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
   __________________________________________
   __________________________________________

  4. Problem Severity:
  A. Minor__
  B. Minor__
  C. Minor__
  D. Minor__

  5. Nature of the problem:
  A. Locked Up__
  B. Frozen__
  C. Hung__
  D. Shot__

  6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

  7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

  8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

  9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
       _________________

15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
       _____________________________________________________

17. If 'nothing' explain why you were logged in.
      ______________________________________________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__


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