FW: HUMOR: Signs to stop breast feeding (fwd)

[jeff@alef.gac.peachnet.edu (Jeff Kidd)]

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>From thholr@alef.gac.peachnet.edu Fri Feb 20 08:17 EST 1998
Date: Fri, 20 Feb 1998 08:17:23 -0500 (EST)
From: Thorsten Hofrichter <thholr@alef.gac.peachnet.edu>
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To: Johnny Preyer <jpreyer@alef.gac.peachnet.edu>,
        Nick Russell <nick@alef.gac.peachnet.edu>,
        Ben Gunter <bgunter@alef.gac.peachnet.edu>,
        Tracy Adkins <tradki@alef.gac.peachnet.edu>,
        Jeff Kidd <jeff@alef.gac.peachnet.edu>,
        Bobby Mitchell <bmitchel@alef.gac.peachnet.edu>
Subject: FW: HUMOR: Signs to stop breast feeding (fwd)
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 >> TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO STOP BREASTFEEDING
>> 
>> 10. Child can now open your blouse by himself. 
>> 
>> 9. The kid starts burping up silicone. 
>> 
>> 8. Child has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
>> 
>> 7. The little one keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt. 
>> 
>> 6. Child demands that you express for his cafe latte. 
>> 
>> 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine. 
>> 
>> 4. After each session, you both have a smoke. 
>> 
>> 3. Child invites his friends over for dinner. 
>> 
>> 2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to hear "Dueling Banjos." 
>> 
>> And the number one sign..!
>> 
>> 1. Beard abrasions on areola.
>> 
>> 
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